moving to portland was the best decision we ever made
By Comic Canoe
if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.
AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL
Please do this! All you do is get redirected to a site where you tap on the button and your tap counts! Theres no donation or anything involved at all!
Go click this button!! It’s free!!!
a blonde guy with a magic hammer goes after his colleague, a big dude with giant fists and an anger management problem, teams up with a fierce female fighter with a tragic past, all while trying to navigate a strange, colorful world forever locked in a sensationalized competition and run by an old man with a flamboyant demeanor. along the way, he runs into a disgraced royal heir with a penchant for green and mischief
is the movie thor: ragnarok or wreck-it ralph
So this gave me chronic whiplash, enjoy.
WIT, BOTH THEIR CLIMAXES INVOLVE A MASS EXODUS ON A RAINBOW BRIDGE I’M JUST AS SHAKEN


STOP IT.
This is gonna be me
I don’t know if it’s the sleep deprivation but I laughed until I cried and snorted several times
GO RT THIS TWEET TO SPREAD AWARENESS
BOMB!
Chile….
This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way
“I’m getting back in line.”
OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY
BLESS ME PATRICK
PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU
*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money
Can i just *Gets in line*…there
Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔
Honestly I know it’s kinda silly…but weirdly… It does seem to work
Im getting in line!
PUT ME IN LINE
woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain
man: oh that’s so sweet, i–
woman: i’ve adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.
Cats with expressive little faces… reblog if you agree….






i think you forgot one

I am such a fool.
I forgot judgementsl cat too

But let’s not forget. (I’m low key scared…)

Hnoly shit
Ok but how could you forget


Oh my god why did I forget him
Keep ‘em comin
He wants to wear nail polish, but because he’s a boy, he’s afraid people will make fun of him. Bonus points if you include a pic of yourself/your hands done up in polish, so he has some solid evidence that other boys wear it!
you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

Keep in mind that there is almost always a third option, most especially when the person talking is vague about what, precisely, it is that you “won’t do.”
If it’s noodles, pour them on your sister instead of on her computer, or if the noodles are quite hot, pour them on her pillow or in a great spattering arc around her room.
If you have a supervillain at gunpoint and *they* say you’re “too good” and “won’t do it,” shoot them in the leg/foot or the shoulder. The former allows them to think they’re right while you lower the gun only to be confronted with sudden understanding and regret when you blow their metatarsals to kingdom come, while the latter is instant and avoids giving them even a moment’s satisfaction or any time to charge you while you’re lowering the gun to shoot them in the leg.
Door Number Three usually exists and is often your friend. Endeavor to cultivate awareness thereof.
Ethical dillemas are rarely reducible down to a clear binary.

