woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain
man: oh that’s so sweet, i–
woman: i’ve adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.
By Comic Canoe
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if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.
AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL
Please do this! All you do is get redirected to a site where you tap on the button and your tap counts! Theres no donation or anything involved at all!
Go click this button!! It’s free!!!
a blonde guy with a magic hammer goes after his colleague, a big dude with giant fists and an anger management problem, teams up with a fierce female fighter with a tragic past, all while trying to navigate a strange, colorful world forever locked in a sensationalized competition and run by an old man with a flamboyant demeanor. along the way, he runs into a disgraced royal heir with a penchant for green and mischief
is the movie thor: ragnarok or wreck-it ralph
So this gave me chronic whiplash, enjoy.
WIT, BOTH THEIR CLIMAXES INVOLVE A MASS EXODUS ON A RAINBOW BRIDGE I’M JUST AS SHAKEN
STOP IT.
This is gonna be me
I don’t know if it’s the sleep deprivation but I laughed until I cried and snorted several times
GO RT THIS TWEET TO SPREAD AWARENESS
BOMB!
Chile….
This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way
“I’m getting back in line.”
OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!
THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY
BLESS ME PATRICK
PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU
*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money
Can i just *Gets in line*…there
Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔
Honestly I know it’s kinda silly…but weirdly… It does seem to work
Im getting in line!
PUT ME IN LINE
Cats with expressive little faces… reblog if you agree….
i think you forgot one
I am such a fool.
I forgot judgementsl cat too
But let’s not forget. (I’m low key scared…)
Hnoly shit
Ok but how could you forget
Oh my god why did I forget him
Keep ‘em comin
I’m trying to prove a point to my little brother. Reblog if you are a boy who wears nail polish, or support boys who wear nail polish.
He wants to wear nail polish, but because he’s a boy, he’s afraid people will make fun of him. Bonus points if you include a pic of yourself/your hands done up in polish, so he has some solid evidence that other boys wear it!
jujubiest
